Isn’t it time the Cavemen were put to rest? Shouldn’t they have just disappeared into the ether when the ABC sitcom of the same name did? Come on, Martin Agency. This is reminiscent of weekend at Bernie’s but you’re making us — the TV audience — lug two dead bodies around instead of just one. Although I despise the Geico gecko, his existence is far more justifiable than Gustav and Remi’s (or whatever their names are).

May one of your creative teams breathe advertising life into a mastodon whose raison d’etre is to hunt down, step on, and fossilize each one of your beloved neanderthals. (I will, however, settle for a good ol’ fashioned impaling.)