A coffee can with a old clock attached to it looked so much like a real bomb, the Tallahassee Democrat reports, it prompted police to call the local bomb squad. My wife and I own a device like that — it's called a coffeemaker. We set it each night and it detonates every morning at 6am, leaving a fresh pot of Italian roast coffee. Apparently, the building where this bomb was found "wasn't as well-inspected as the main building that had the weapons and munions." Munions? Perhaps the reporter meant munitions. Then again, if she actually meant munions, we should find as many as we can and send them to our soldiers in Iraq.