Apparently, rapper T. Pain, is wanted for plain old driving. I think he’s laughing in this photo because he read the adjective-deficient caption before the paper went to press.

The headline in today’s Tallahassee Democrat, “Missing teen still not found,” is replete with repetitious repetitiousness. Why not just hit us over the head with a stupidity brick and write: “Missing teen found to be still missing.”

I can’t wait till authorities find Ms. Stoops so the writers can deliver us a headline like, “Missing teen found,” a statement which would defy itself in three syllables.

This breaking news was posted on our local paper’s website home page (click image to enlarge). Have a read and let me know what the heck “suspiciois” is. From this sentence, one can’t tell if the man displaying this “suspiciois” behavior lead to the arrest of a sex offender, or if he himself the sex offender?

Where are the writers? Where are the editors? Where’s the dang spellcheckxinfsfd?

“I just paid $800 for this suit and I’M the accessory?… Try again, Nic.”

How does a graphic designer look at this layout and not move something? By the same token, how does the editor not look at the graphic designer and say, “You might want to move something.”?

Question is: would this be the hiring committee, or the faculty they’d like to hire?

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It’s time to take these guys in one last ride on the microwave carousel.

My dog always seems to ruin a perfectly good game of fetch.

Click the photo to enlarge foam covered ball.

[eye]‘ve been hoping this ad would change since [eye] moved here in 2004, but [eye]‘ve lost all hope. [eye] think the idea for this ad is taken from a game show in the 80s where contestants would have to figure out phrases by adding up visual clues. Unfortunately, this ad is really too easy to figure out to be even remotely interesting.

You may want to trust your eyes to Dr. Shugar, but he might want to trust his advertising to someone else. (Or should I say, “advert[eye]sing”?)