June 24th, 2007

Enticing SPAM

Posted by Michael Calienes in ad commentary

Best SPAM I ever received:

 

Hello my friend!

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Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

June 12th, 2007

Herman Miller Customer Service Straightens My Ass Out

Posted by Michael Calienes in miscellany

In an age where the “Contact Us” page on websites rarely elicits action, let alone a human response, Herman Miller pulled through like nothing I’ve ever experienced.

Sunday evening I wrote Customer Care at Herman Miller to inquire about getting a replacement caster for my Aeron chair which had been damaged during a recent move, rendering me scoliosistic at the computer.

Not believing they’d actually get back to me, I continued looking elsewhere on the web for a replacement part.

Below are the 4 emails it took to close the case. There was no “let me transfer you to…”, “do you have a receipt”, etc. I didn’t have to make one phone call. Two people at Herman Miller accomplished the seemingly impossible — they just did it.

For one company, faith is restored.

To: hmhome@hermanmiller.com
Subject: Re: Contact Us Form: Product Repair Information
05/01/2007 04:27 AM

i need a replacement caster for an aeron chair that was damaged during a recent move. can i order directly from you? or should i contact a reseller?

thanks in advance.

On Apr 30, 2007, at 9:22 AM, Brent McClain wrote:

Hi Michael,

We should be able to just send one out for you. Is it just a standard carpet caster? For the Aeron, or a different chair? Just let us know your address and we’ll get it out!

Regards,

Brent

THE NEXT MORNING:

To: hmhome@hermanmiller.com
Subject: Re: Contact Us Form: Product Repair Information
05/01/2007 04:27 AM

hey brent — thanks so much. the caster has a metal stem and black plastic wheels. below are #s from the white sticker underneath for identification purposes. please call <deleted> for credit cardinfo. address is:

<deleted>

AND A FEW HOURS LATER:

  reply-to hmhome@hermanmiller.com  
  to Michael Calienes <michaelc@transplant-1.com>  
  date   May 1, 2007 10:09 AM  
  subject   Re: Contact Us Form: Product Repair Information  

Hi Michael,

It is in the mail.

Best regards,
Cindy